Some legends ar best kept a mystery - this little myth was one that needed to be seen and believed!!! I had heard of the adorable mechanical and OPERATIONAL Unicorn of Queens but had never had the pleasure of being acquainted with her… and then BLAM!
To my amazement this divine creature had previously been put away for months - hidden from the world. Thankfully, due the insane level of crazy that a friend of mine possesses - she threatened the bodega man, who had held this unicorn captive, and decreed that she was “pissed the fuck off” and would remain in such a state until he freed the majestic animal… and Voilà!!!!!!!
I LOVE HER!
Ponies don’t like to be out in the winter… and since Hurricane Sandy it has taken more than the allure of Four Loko and a dance beat to get this unicorn out the door. For that I regret not posting …however, the Chinese got it all wrong; it AIN’T the year of the Snake… IT BE THE YEAR OF THE PONY!!!!!!!!!!
2013 will be filled of glee and ponyyyyyy… for now… during this cold season… save a pony… wear a sweater…. or ride a pony in a sweater!
PS - Y’all should Visit Scotland
Peeps be lettin their Happy Sissy Pony side show for Ms. Sandy…. COME ON BITCH - ROCK ME LIKE A HURRICANE!!
While on a lovely field trip upstate for a hike… DAS RIGHT - this homo went hiking… the fall foliage totally inspired me and I def had a few Pocahontas moments as well pretended to be Xena scouting the breathtaking terrain. It was Fantastic!
Anywhoooo - while on a detour taking many wrong turns through City Island and the Bronx the universe gifted me with THIS!!!!
THIS IS SOMEONE’S MUTHA FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forget going to a haunted house for Halloween…
And it’s all for Christmas!!!! These lovely people at the Garabedian House in the Bronx do this EVER YEAR!!!!!! Do yourself a favor and look it up!
I’ll be the first to say it… good friends of mine just got hitched. They’re the cutest - and shy about “publicizing” the whole thing… BUT GUESS WHAT… I’m letting the world know!!!!!!!!!! He’s an Aussie Gentleman who defies gravity and she’s amazing… well… look
They’re righteous and totally a ballisticly inspiring couple. They defy odds… are hysterical and, above all else… great people to be around. Since their favorite place to hang is a lil’ ol’ joint called Duck Duck in Brooklyn… I dedicate this to them… duck - duck - goose??? i wuv you faggots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Astoria - Queens, NY